Sarina: Hey, Abha! How was your birthday? What did you do?
Me: You know me, not a birthday person. Was quiet and nice, Chinese food with boyfriend, nothing special. How was your birthday? What did you do?
Sarina: Ah nothing much either. Quiet and nice, I went to the Maldives with boyfriend, nothing special.
Me: Right.
Oh universal energy that surrounds me, don’t ever let me be so inappreciatively blah about things.