M: So will you miss my wisdom when I move to the US?
Me: Why, you won’t have electricity or a computer?
M: Yes, but our time will be so different.
Me: It’s super cheap for me to call the States.
M: OK, you can reach me on my 1800-GODS-GIFT-TO-WOMEN Number
Hahahah. What would I do without you!? 😀